My Pussy & Me
My Pussy and me
we just don't see eye to eye
she has claws like razors
and teeth like a shark
and when she swats
she really leaves a mark
meanest damn cat I ever seen
wildest pussy I ever had
this is a cat who likes to be bad
she's worse than a junk yard dog
when it comes to being mean
she's no bump on a log
I found her by the river
down by the bog
she's meaner than some
razor back hogs
when I picked her up
she nearly took my nose off
she doesn't show gratitude
she's got quite an attitude
my pussy and me we just don't see eye to eye
I've tried to tell her bye, bye
but she always finds her way home
she is pretty damn sly
watch out or she will swat you in the eye
I have a pussy that's free
Hey, don't look at me
you've already been told
that she's pretty bold
if you look for affection
she will leave you cold
so I guess I'm stuck with her
till she grows old
then she will be out in the cold
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